Taylor Swift has set the internet ablaze once again after a photographer caught the superstar out on a romantic date with Pop Tart Guy.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With back-to-back losses following last night's disappointing defeat at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, the Kansas City Chiefs have made a roster move, opting to swap out Taylor Swift for Selena Gomez.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 9:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local conservative man was struck by a sudden feeling of dread while checking out his annual "Year in Review" notification from Spotify, believing he would be horribly embarrassed if the knowledge of how prominently Taylor Swift featured in the list were to be obtained
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Sound of Freedom” beat out Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” movie to finish in the top ten of 2023 box office tallies domestically.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a pop romance earthquake, Taylor Swift dumped Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce for new beau Holden Armenta, better known as "Face Paint Boy".
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 7:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Vermont Senator, former presidential candidate, and former Swiftie Bernie Sanders was seen piling his entire collection of Taylor Swift albums and memorabilia into a barrel outside his lakehouse and lighting it on fire today
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 11:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A for-credit course on pop singer Taylor Swift will be offered at Harvard University for the spring semester, per the class’s instructor.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Continuing its mission to show how Taylor Swift can point people to Christ, The Gospel Coalition proudly announced the release today of Fearless: The Taylor Swift Study Bible.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a traumatic upset for the sporting world, Taylor Swift has been traded from the Kansas City Chiefs to the New York Jets, where she will begin dating tight end Tyler Conklin.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA — Taylor Swift released a new single today entitled "I Knew You Were Trouble When You Hauled In 7 Receptions For 69 Yards And A TD Against The Bears".
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 12:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Seth Bridges' date with Taylor Swift got off to a rocky start as the singer began writing in her song idea notebook mere minutes into dinner.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 1:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Taylor Swift is extremely popular among young girls and millennial women who still think they're young. Her music covers a wide variety of topics like breakups, love gone wrong, and broken relationships.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local television viewers were frustrated this week due to a director's decision to have the production crew cut away from a crucial touchdown pass to instead show a slow-motion replay of recording artist Taylor Swift eating a nacho.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a move condemned by the international community as a harsh overreaction to Hamas terrorist attacks, the Israeli government has announced it has cut off Gaza from receiving any updates on the high-profile relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Gary Marmon climbed to the top of The Forbes 400 after it was revealed he possessed both Taylor Swift tickets and a dozen eggs. Marmon beat out former richest man Elon Musk, who called the newcomer a beacon of inspiration.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Emboldened by his re-election as the Republican leader in the Senate, Mitch McConnell has narrowed his immediate focus on the real problems facing the nation, the most serious of which is the Taylor Swift concert ticket scandal.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alan Tucker patiently waited for his entire family to fall asleep so he could hide in the office to listen to Taylor Swift's newest album Midnights.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Sunday, the Los Angeles Times published an interview with Damon Albarn, the lead singer of Blur, in which he asserted bluntly of pop icon Taylor Swift, “She doesn’t write her own songs.”
Published: Sunday, February 6th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Taylor Swift did something that she's never done before: she used her popstar platform to promote a political candidate, specifically the Democrat running for the U.S. Senate in Tennessee, Phil Bredesen, who could use the help after falling behind in the polls and angering his fellow left-wingers.
Published: Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 @ 2:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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